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- You love those designer
spots on the backs of all your shirts.
- The feeling of bird seed
inside your shoes feels normal.
- You can't resist buying just
one more bird, again.
- You would miss having a
phone conversation without someone sitting on
your head.
- You always wanted clothes
with birds on them anyway.
- You were tired of being the
boss.
- You never liked wearing
jewelry anyway.
- Your cuticles needed daily
attention.
- You wanted your ears pierced
but didn't feel like going to the mall.
- You didn't think you spent
enough time cleaning and cooking.
- You wanted to see what your
pain threshold was.
- You wanted to lose weight
and needed to be forced to share half of each
meal.
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